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Crab Apple
Some call me a crab apple but i'm just a bug on the wall waiting to be swatted away
Some of the funniest Quotes in the history of my friends
*WHELIHAN*
*spazzes* It's the crack
It's not so much that I'm insane just that I laugh at nothing randomly
It's cuz your jewish
*CHLOE*
We are ninjas except tuesdays then we're pirates and thursdays then were dinasaurs...oh and saterdays were hobos but all the rest were ninjas...yea
Bryan *bursts out laughing*
*rasberry*
Suck up! Omg sorry michaela I seriusly can't keep things in my head its like im thinkin it then all of a sudden i'm sayin it...
*CLAMMY*
My feet are coooooolllllllld
Jake *spazzes*
I had this dream and it was wonderful *gigglez and floats backwards*
If I was interested in you in any way which im not but if I was You are beautiful and I would have my way with you EVERY OTHER SATERDAY oooooooo *waggles fingers @*
I saw Monsters vs. aliens this weekend and Susan, you know susan the big white haired lady, well she bursts through this door that can't be burst through and the alien turns around and starts flying away and yells OH FLABBERDOOGLES!!! *bursts out laughing* wait.....flabberdoogles, flabbernoogles, flubbernuggets, flanslehandsets, I can't remember what he said but it was really funny! *laughs some more*
*I looks at her like shes insane not laughing at all*
*ME MYSELF AND I (and a few other people)*
Michaela: Don't you like my new earrings
Mareah: Ooo the cupcake ones!
Michaela: No these are shoes.
Lauren: Shoes are the farthest things from cupcakes. In fact if you put a cupcake in a shoe it would be quite uncomfortable.
Michaela: WOOOOOOW
Michaela: I feel like my tap costume is skanky *frowns
Lauren: OMG you need to bring it in for me to see
Michaela: Fine
Lauren: You should wear it to school tomorrow
Michaela: I can't wear it to school tomorrow if I do I'll get raped in the bathroom by some overly hormonal seniors.
Lauren: *laughs* Oh right just bring it in then
Michaela: *does amazing kick thing in ballet*
Lauren: Wow Michaela you were at like six o'clock there
Michaela: Actually, I was not my standing foot came off the ground I almost did a walkover
Lauren: What's a walkover
Michaela: It's when you go on your hands into a handstand and flip over so that you feet are on the ground and your hands are still in place. I haven't done that since like fifth grade so it would have been extremely painful on my part but hilarious for you.
Michaela: SIMS 3!!!!!!!!
Clammy: Oh my god *slaps own forehead and slides hand down face*
Michaela: SIMS 3!!!!!!!
Whelihan: IK! I payed like seventy bucks for the special edition and now it won't come out till JUNE 2nd!!
Michaela: Oh....I only payed fifty bucks for the regular one....I'm not that obsesed
Michaela: SIMS 3!!!!!!!
Chloe: Wass at?
Michaela: SIMS 3!!!!!!!
Mr L: Oh you're one of those kids waiting for it aren't you?
Michaela: Yes *sighs and continues plan for house on sims 3*
*A FEW MINUTES LATER*
Mr L: *looks at house plan* What's that for?
Michaela: *looks down and very quietly says* Sims 3
*spazzes* It's the crack
It's not so much that I'm insane just that I laugh at nothing randomly
It's cuz your jewish
*CHLOE*
We are ninjas except tuesdays then we're pirates and thursdays then were dinasaurs...oh and saterdays were hobos but all the rest were ninjas...yea
Bryan *bursts out laughing*
*rasberry*
Suck up! Omg sorry michaela I seriusly can't keep things in my head its like im thinkin it then all of a sudden i'm sayin it...
*CLAMMY*
My feet are coooooolllllllld
Jake *spazzes*
I had this dream and it was wonderful *gigglez and floats backwards*
If I was interested in you in any way which im not but if I was You are beautiful and I would have my way with you EVERY OTHER SATERDAY oooooooo *waggles fingers @*
I saw Monsters vs. aliens this weekend and Susan, you know susan the big white haired lady, well she bursts through this door that can't be burst through and the alien turns around and starts flying away and yells OH FLABBERDOOGLES!!! *bursts out laughing* wait.....flabberdoogles, flabbernoogles, flubbernuggets, flanslehandsets, I can't remember what he said but it was really funny! *laughs some more*
*I looks at her like shes insane not laughing at all*
*I sit there reading a book*
*Clammy floats around snapping pictures randomly*
Ooooh work it work it read that book yeah thats sexy oooh darn sexy right there
*i look up one eye brow raised then continue my book*
*I look @ the picture for my book review of The Vampire Diaries* WHO THE HECK IS THE GUY ON THE COVER OF THE FIRST BOOK?! Stefan has green eyes, damon has brown eyes
Clammy: Who was that guy she was dating before stefan?
Me: Matt, I don't think he had gold eyes im pretty sure they were brown.
Clammy: Hmmmm
Me: Wait theres blood on his lip.
Clammy: Maybe he bit his lip
Me: Yeah deff clammy
Me: *Presses ice pack that is shaped like the two year old sister of a cartoon boy, rosie against leg*
Clammy: *shrieks and recoils from cold* Rosie you b****!!!
Me: *bursts out into historical laughter*
Clammy: *steals ice pack away and looks at* you sl*t you don't have any underwear on.
Me: *is incapacitated by laughter*
PLANT SPERM!!!! *kicks dandelion fluff everywhere*
PLANT SPERM!!!! *kicks dandelion fluff everywhere*
*ME MYSELF AND I (and a few other people)*
Michaela: Don't you like my new earrings
Mareah: Ooo the cupcake ones!
Michaela: No these are shoes.
Lauren: Shoes are the farthest things from cupcakes. In fact if you put a cupcake in a shoe it would be quite uncomfortable.
Michaela: WOOOOOOW
Michaela: I feel like my tap costume is skanky *frowns
Lauren: OMG you need to bring it in for me to see
Michaela: Fine
Lauren: You should wear it to school tomorrow
Michaela: I can't wear it to school tomorrow if I do I'll get raped in the bathroom by some overly hormonal seniors.
Lauren: *laughs* Oh right just bring it in then
Michaela: *does amazing kick thing in ballet*
Lauren: Wow Michaela you were at like six o'clock there
Michaela: Actually, I was not my standing foot came off the ground I almost did a walkover
Lauren: What's a walkover
Michaela: It's when you go on your hands into a handstand and flip over so that you feet are on the ground and your hands are still in place. I haven't done that since like fifth grade so it would have been extremely painful on my part but hilarious for you.
Michaela: SIMS 3!!!!!!!!
Clammy: Oh my god *slaps own forehead and slides hand down face*
Michaela: SIMS 3!!!!!!!
Whelihan: IK! I payed like seventy bucks for the special edition and now it won't come out till JUNE 2nd!!
Michaela: Oh....I only payed fifty bucks for the regular one....I'm not that obsesed
Michaela: SIMS 3!!!!!!!
Chloe: Wass at?
Michaela: SIMS 3!!!!!!!
Mr L: Oh you're one of those kids waiting for it aren't you?
Michaela: Yes *sighs and continues plan for house on sims 3*
*A FEW MINUTES LATER*
Mr L: *looks at house plan* What's that for?
Michaela: *looks down and very quietly says* Sims 3
I sing songs very badly cuz I have a small range of notes that I can hit I'm not tone deaf cuz i play the piano by ear I can hear all the notes right i just can't sing....at all........nope......*sighs*
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